Actually it was last week, but ah keep fergittin ta blog about it.
Ah saw a guy on a segway in tha bike-lane tha otha day n it fawkin CRACKED ME UP!!!
Ah hate segways, ah think they are fer lazy people n they look downright ridiculous. This was some yuppie in his 30s w. his messenger bag slung around his back, headphones in his ear, n a determined n smarmy look on his face. Ah laughed tha first time ah saw him, n then even harder when ah saw how determined he looked.
Even bettah, ah lapped him 3 times between stoplights. Yeah, his piece of shit accelerated faster then my ride, but ah have a higher speed capability, so he would zoom off (takin up tha whole damn bike lane like an asshole), then ah would catch up with him, start laughing AGAIN, n pass him, ta have him behind me at tha next stop light.
Ah can’t wait ta run intae him again on my commute, that shite was hilarious. Altho next time ah will prolly tell him ta “ride a fuckin bike, you idiot”. Suck on it segway-guy, you are lameballz.