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I grew a big-assed zucchini because I thought it was actually a butternut squash plant. For shame.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-844","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-gardening"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=844"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":915,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions\/915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}