[translate lang=english]HMT stands for Heavy Metal Tuesday so get excited! I was not heavy metal in the slightest this weekend, instead I celebrated my 30th birthday (not metal) by going to Monterey (not metal) because I wanted to check out the aquarium (awesome but not metal) and spent my actual birthday eating vegetarian Chinese food w. some good friends and drinking fancy drinks (not metal, not metal, not metal).

So instead, here is something METAL – the almighty GWAR perform most of their songs from their debut album Hell-O in less then 9 minutes. I saw them perform this live a few years ago and it was hands down the highlight of the evening.

GWAR is one of my favoritest bands of all time. I’ve been listening to them since I was 12 or 13 in high school, and they were the first show I ever got to see on a school night (GWAR and the Misfits – 1998). I came back the next day covered in fake blood and have been hooked ever since. One of my favorite high school memories is looking up on stage and seeing a Tyrannosaurus Rex battle a 12-foot tall robot, while a guy with condom on his head tried to mediate, the whole time a woman in metal lingerie whipped a mace around as naked guys in jock straps (slaves) hooked up tubes to the monsters to facilitate the inevitable fake blood. Oh, and the band was on stage in crazy costumes, singing about being from outer space and wanting drugs. It’s as juvenile and as brilliant as it sounds.

Hell-O! is far from their best album, but it did set the stage for many obscenities to come, and that is priceless in my book.

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[translate lang=Severe-slang]HMT stands for Heavy Metal Tuesday so git excited! Ah was nawt heavy metal in tha slightest this weekend, instead ah celebrated my 30th birthday (nawt metal) by gaein ta Monterey (nawt metal) because Ah wanted ta check out tha aquarium (awesome but nawt metal) n spent my actual birthday eatin vegetarian Chinese food w. some good friends n drinkin fancy drinks (nawt metal, nawt metal, nawt metal).

So instead, here is somethang METAL – tha almighty GWAR perform most of thar songs from thair debut album Hell-O in less than 9 minutes. Ah saw them perform this live a few years ago n it was hands down tha highlight of tha evenin.

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GWAR is one of my favoritest bands of all time. Ahve been listenin ta them since ah was 12 er 13 in high school, n they were tha first show ah ever gawt ta see on a skool night (GWAR n tha Misfits – 1998). Ah came back tha next day covered in fake blood n have been hooked evah since. One of my favorite high school memories is lookin up on stage n seein a Tyrannosaurus Rex battle a 12-foot tall robot, while a guy with a condom on his head tried ta mediate, tha whole time a woman in metal linerie whipped a mace around as naked guys in jock straps (slaves) hooked up tubes ta tha monsters ta facilitate tha inevitable fake blood. Oh, n tha band was on stage in crazy costumes, singin about bein from outer space n wantin drugs. It’s as juvenile n as brilliant as it sounds.

Hell-O! is far from thar best album, but it did set tha stage for many obscenities ta come, n that is priceless in my book.

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March 15th, 2011
Categories: Heavy Metal Tuesday . Author: Severe

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