{"id":97,"date":"2008-04-08T04:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/severebassarchive.wordpress.com\/2008\/04\/08\/ah-dont-know-whethah-ta-laugh-er-threaten"},"modified":"2008-04-08T04:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-08T04:01:00","slug":"ah-dont-know-whethah-ta-laugh-er-threaten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2008\/04\/ah-dont-know-whethah-ta-laugh-er-threaten\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah don&#039;t know whethah ta laugh er threaten&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so remembah my supah-sketch cell phone insurance company <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ncoaweb.com\">NCOA<\/a>?  N how they took a month ta replace a stolen phone, makin me git my own police report n nawt respondin ta emails etc.?<\/p>\n<p>Today ah git a lettah from them:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;After reviewing NCOA membership activity, including claims processed and settled under the NCOA cellular benefits, we have been instructed to forward due notice of cancellation to certain members.  As a consequence, your NCOA membership is cancelled, effective immediately.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>while ahm glad ah gawt a replacement phone, ah wondah if ahm justified ta a refund&#8230;.ah wish thar was actually someone who could dae somethang about how awful an organization these folks are.<\/p>\n<p>Er that they were local so ah could gae yell n bitch at some folks in person, perhaps urinating in their lobby.<\/p>\n<p>a man ken dream, can&#8217;t he?<\/p>\n<p>Note &#8211; This is me predicting this phone will die on me within 6 months (more likely 3).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so remembah my supah-sketch cell phone insurance company NCOA? N how they took a month ta replace a stolen phone, makin me git my own police report n nawt respondin ta emails etc.? Today ah git a lettah from them: &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2008\/04\/ah-dont-know-whethah-ta-laugh-er-threaten\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[223,268,290],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fuck-ncoa","category-hilarity-vs-annoyance","category-insurance-fraud"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}