So when my boss starts off a conversation w. “It’s come to my attention that,” its nawt a good thang. Howevah, being that ahve been a pretty good lil employee thus far, my brain is sorta like “ah didn’t fawk up!”<\/p>\n
Well, it’s come to my boss’ attention that my corporate conservative “casual” office place doesn’t allow temps to work unsupervised This is a bummer b\/c ah have band practice 1 er 2 times a week in tha city, but nawt until 7 pm. So in tha past, at this job n tha last, ahve been comin in 10 n leavin at 6 on evenins like that, as an hour ta git from one place to anutha is a lawt less time ta kill.<\/p>\n
So tha otha two officers in my department were out this mornin, n ah sent my supervisor an email askin if that meant ah had ta take lunch at tha same time as tha otha staff assistant (who, while 2 years my junior, as a REAL employee of my institution, is a supervisor). My boss said he thought that would be stupid, n assumed that, unless he heard othawise, ah was okay ta be in tha office from 9 – 5, which is good, as tha bosses here dae a lawt of travelling.<\/p>\n
Well, it came to his attention AGAIN that officer who is here today n tha otha assistant will be leavin at 3:30 fer a meeting. Which means ah hafta leave as well. AND ah can’t git paid past when ah leave. So today, ahm out 2 hours of werk (n ah git a good hourly rate here) b\/c of stupid corporate rules.<\/p>\n
Ta let you know a lil more about tha environment that is bein sublet, ah looked online ta see what this company did. n they invest money in management teams in the 10 – 100 MILLION<\/b> dollar range. Ah guess tha more money you invest, tha more pleasure you git outta bein a complete douchebag.<\/p>\n
Tha one thang ah dae like about this, is my boss pointed out that by treatin me like garbage, ah was WAY more likely ta try n destroy all tha nice thangs in this office then if they just treated me like a human being. But apparently, b\/c ahma temp, ah pose GRAVE security issues.<\/p>\n
This post brought ta you, on tha companies dime, b\/c of bullshit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So when my boss starts off a conversation w. “It’s come to my attention that,” its nawt a good thang. Howevah, being that ahve been a pretty good lil employee thus far, my brain is sorta like “ah didn’t fawk … Continue reading