{"id":45,"date":"2008-01-02T05:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-02T05:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/severebassarchive.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/02\/meh"},"modified":"2008-01-02T05:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-02T05:30:00","slug":"meh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2008\/01\/meh\/","title":{"rendered":"Meh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>anutha date sans chemistry.  Girls, it&#8217;s a serious turn-off when you spend more time lookin at yer drinkin straw then me.  Trust me, we&#8217;re both nervous, but you don&#8217;t git brownie points fer broadcastin it!<\/p>\n<p>At least thar was only about 10 minutes er so wherein ah was tryin ta lean tha convo towards &#8220;Ah should git gaein.&#8221;  It ended w. &#8220;well, now that conversation has degraded into cats, I should probably let you go.&#8221; (from her).  Better luck next time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>anutha date sans chemistry. Girls, it&#8217;s a serious turn-off when you spend more time lookin at yer drinkin straw then me. Trust me, we&#8217;re both nervous, but you don&#8217;t git brownie points fer broadcastin it! At least thar was only &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2008\/01\/meh\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}