{"id":343,"date":"2009-10-01T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T00:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/severebassarchive.wordpress.com\/2009\/10\/01\/reflections-on-my-bike-ride-to-work-8"},"modified":"2009-10-01T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T00:02:00","slug":"reflections-on-my-bike-ride-to-work-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2009\/10\/reflections-on-my-bike-ride-to-work-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Reflections on my Bike Ride to Work #8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Actually it was last week, but ah keep fergittin ta blog about it.<\/p>\n<p>Ah saw a guy on a segway in tha bike-lane tha otha day n it fawkin CRACKED ME UP!!!<\/p>\n<p>Ah hate segways, ah think they are fer lazy people n they look downright ridiculous.  This was some yuppie in his 30s w. his messenger bag slung around his back, headphones in his ear, n a determined n smarmy look on his face.  Ah laughed tha first time ah saw him, n then even harder when ah saw how determined he looked.<\/p>\n<p>Even bettah, ah lapped him 3 times between stoplights.  Yeah, his piece of shit accelerated faster then my ride, but ah have a higher speed capability, so he would zoom off (takin up tha whole damn bike lane like an asshole), then ah would catch up with him, start laughing AGAIN, n pass him, ta have him behind me at tha next stop light.<\/p>\n<p>Ah can&#8217;t wait ta run intae him again on my commute, that shite was hilarious.  Altho next time ah will prolly tell him ta &#8220;ride a fuckin bike, you idiot&#8221;.  Suck on it segway-guy, you are lameballz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually it was last week, but ah keep fergittin ta blog about it. Ah saw a guy on a segway in tha bike-lane tha otha day n it fawkin CRACKED ME UP!!! Ah hate segways, ah think they are fer &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2009\/10\/reflections-on-my-bike-ride-to-work-8\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,480,503],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bikes-are-awesome","category-reflections-on-my-bike-ride-to-work","category-segways-are-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}