{"id":26,"date":"2007-12-15T06:35:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-15T06:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/severebassarchive.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/15\/know-whats-awesome"},"modified":"2007-12-15T06:35:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-15T06:35:00","slug":"know-whats-awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2007\/12\/know-whats-awesome\/","title":{"rendered":"Know What&#039;s AWESOME*?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah think ahm gittin sick!<\/p>\n<p>So ah went to yoga ta try n sweat tha toxins out&#8230;n still feel pretty shitty.  And my back is fawkin KILLIN me from tryin ta kerrect my shitty comptha posture all day at werk (via <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Egoscue_Method\">E-Cises<\/a>).  Also, my throat hurts so ah can&#8217;t take my pain medication in tha usual way.  <\/p>\n<p>Luckily most stores carry said medication in a variety of forms, including marshmallow squares made out of Fruity Pebbles &#8212; which really <b>IS<\/b> awesome.<\/p>\n<p>*-note, generally if ah say somethin is AWESOME in this manner, ahm bein sarcastic<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah think ahm gittin sick! So ah went to yoga ta try n sweat tha toxins out&#8230;n still feel pretty shitty. And my back is fawkin KILLIN me from tryin ta kerrect my shitty comptha posture all day at werk &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2007\/12\/know-whats-awesome\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}