{"id":238,"date":"2009-03-21T19:39:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-21T19:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/severebassarchive.wordpress.com\/2009\/03\/21\/last-weekend"},"modified":"2009-03-21T19:39:00","modified_gmt":"2009-03-21T19:39:00","slug":"last-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2009\/03\/last-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"Last weekend…."},"content":{"rendered":"

Ah trekked across tha continental 48 in an aeroplane to attend tha weddin of one of my best n oldest friends, Crazy Paul. It was a momentus occasion – who tha hell thought Paul would evah snag a lady? Lets just say he owes tha internet BIG TIME fer putting Erin in his life.<\/p>\n

Ah was the “best man” fer tha event, meanin my job duties were very specific: 1)Stopping everyone from freaking Paul out; 2)Stopping Paul’s mom from freaking his bride out; 3)Organizing a night on tha town in Charleston; 4)Making a toast; and 5)Bringing “California Brownies” to tha event (please see a future post for how to make said “California Brownies” as ahm startin ta git tha hang of it finally).<\/p>\n

All in all, thangs went pretty well actually. They gawt married in a swamp (a NICE swamp – Cypress Gardens<\/a>), thar was good food, good people, brownies, alligators, hilariously un-paul-and-erin-like musick (with a couple awesome exceptions), and dramadramadrama. But they gawt married n nae one gawt hurt. Altho we all had a WTF-moment….
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Oh yeah, ah had ta wear a tux too. Friday was my birthday n they brought out a cake at tha rehearsal dinnah fer me, which was sweet. Ahll also let you know this was tha first time ahd evah gawten a professional beard trim, n it was pretty decent!<\/p>\n

Aftah all tha to-doin, ah spent Sunday on Daniel Island w. a bunch of family ah rarely see. These are tha folks who don’t live in Buffalo so ah was especially glad ta catch up w. them, n meet a few additions ta our family. My cousin Dennis (formerly known as Little Den) is a plastic surgeon in South Carolina and recently bought a humungous house fer him, his wife, n his four (four!<\/b>) kids. My cousins Ron, Kathy, and their daughter Erica, drove up from Florida so we could all be exhausted by tha chitlins. Here we are – almost 3 complete families (just a portion of my Buffalo based relatives)
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Let me try to go through all of em, left to right:
Dennis, Ron, My dad, Lori, Emma, Isaac, Abbey, Julianna, me, Kathy (behind me), My mom, Erica (behind my mom), Uncle Norman.<\/p>\n

While my family is weird w. tha whole aunts\/uncles actually bein cousins thang, Uncle Norman is EVERYONE’s uncle norman.<\/p>\n

Then ah gawt stuck in layovah-hell, made only bearable by my “California Brownies”. N now it’s back ta stupid work. BOO!<\/p>\n

Thanks fer all tha b-day wishes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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