somethang about tha end of tha year maybe? Ah dinnae. But somethangs gawt intae tha women of SF this weekend. Ah’ve been:<\/p>\n
-affectionately verbally assaulted on tha web by someone ah hadn’t met
-written by thrice my usual amount of females on tha internet datin site ahm (kind of) usin
-made plans w. someone that sounded very enthusiastic about what looked like a lawt of fun n then canceled on me last minute w.o an explanation, via text.
-ignored by one of tha few people ah am interested in n subsequently gawt bumped intae “maybe we’ll hang out next year” despite her claimed interest
-kissed on tha mouth by an unattractive mostly-stranger
-picked up at tha yoga studio only ta be texted inane lolcatz-typed slang n then ignored (ah think this last one is messin w. my head tha most)<\/p>\n
Anyway, whatevs. Couple more days ahll be outta here n by tha time ah come back ahm hopin ta have a great week, hopefully sans too many of tha nutzos (altho ahm sure ah won’t avoid em all – that would be borin). Maybe it’s tha beard?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
somethang about tha end of tha year maybe? Ah dinnae. But somethangs gawt intae tha women of SF this weekend. Ah’ve been: -affectionately verbally assaulted on tha web by someone ah hadn’t met-written by thrice my usual amount of females … Continue reading