{"id":161,"date":"2008-08-31T06:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-31T06:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/severebassarchive.wordpress.com\/2008\/08\/31\/okay-shut-up-already"},"modified":"2008-08-31T06:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-31T06:01:00","slug":"okay-shut-up-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2008\/08\/okay-shut-up-already\/","title":{"rendered":"Okay, shut up already."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah live above a church &#8211; a <b>loud<\/b> church.  Some days its just a keyboard (those ken be pretty bad as tha woman singah is off-key and tempo 60% of tha time), but often thars also drums n bass.  It&#8217;s definitely audible, but usually has faded away by 9:30 pm.  Some nights thars rehearsal a lil latah, but 10 is generally as late as ahll hear it.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s 11:05 n thars nawt just practice, but continued full-on church downstairs.  Ah ken hear tha muffled commandin voice of tha pastor, distorted and compressed by a pretty big PA system, speaking spanish ah prolly couldn&#8217;t unnerstand without considerable practice, n ah wondah what tha fawk he&#8217;s sayin.<\/p>\n<p>But really, ah want it ta be ovah.  It&#8217;s late n ah hafta be at tha yoga studio at 8:30 to start tha laundry n then kick my ass w. a 9 am class (labor day schedule is CRAP).<\/p>\n<p>no mas amigos, POR FAVOR!  yo necessito dormir puntas!<\/p>\n<p>Altho, if they did shut up ahd still have tha bar across tha street, tha busses, tha motorcycles, tha drunks, tha car alarms&#8230;&#8230;but at least they wouldn&#8217;t be downstairs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah live above a church &#8211; a loud church. Some days its just a keyboard (those ken be pretty bad as tha woman singah is off-key and tempo 60% of tha time), but often thars also drums n bass. It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2008\/08\/okay-shut-up-already\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[113,455,516],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-church-downstairs","category-preachin","category-shut-up-church"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}