{"id":149,"date":"2008-08-22T04:04:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-22T04:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/severebassarchive.wordpress.com\/2008\/08\/22\/ah-bake"},"modified":"2008-08-22T04:04:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-22T04:04:00","slug":"ah-bake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2008\/08\/ah-bake\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah BAKE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At my job, Thursday is Snax day.  Every week, a different employee prepares\/buys a snack of some sort and those who are interested snack and chat together for a half hour or so.  This week was my week (Actually, two weeks ago it was my week b\/c ah double-booked myself, but that week was slammin w. gigs n crap so ah just bought some day old cookies from a local bakery).<\/p>\n<p>Ah was determined ta actually make somethang, n wanted ta make somethang savory as opposed to sweet &#8211; nawt that ah succeeded.  Ah ended up gaein w. pumpkin bread and zucchini bread b\/c my moms pumpkin bread is one of my favorite thangs in tha world, n ah wanted ta give some selection as well (in case people didn&#8217;t like pumpkin bread).  So, ah bought a ton of ingredients n went ta werk (these days, whenevah ah use a new recipe it requires a lawt of purchasin b\/c ah dont have many ingredients in my house.  Also, anytime ah have a new spice ta play with ah insist on buyin it in bulk at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rainbow.coop\">Rainbow Grocery<\/a>, which while pretty cheap fer organic spices ends up bein a bit more expensive b\/c ah also buy a shaker fer every spice.  But thas my problem.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this is one of my first solo bakin experiments so ah hoped it would come out good &#8211; even tho ah couldn&#8217;t find a teaspoon ta measure (seriously, ah couldn&#8217;t find a teaspoon in my house.  Mixer yes, but teaspoon, nope.  We have a spoon problem ovah here).  Ah really enjoyed it actually (except fer gratin tha zucchini) &#8211; somethang very cool about werkin fer a solid half hour er so, n then throwin it in tha oven ta dae its thang &#8211; thinkin &#8220;well, my werk is done, we&#8217;ll see how it comes out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ah think it came out pretty damn good actually.  Sure, both breads were a bit sweeter then ah wanted, n ah couldve given tha zucchini bread anutha 10 minutes in tha oven, but ah enjoyed them, n they tasted similar ta my moms food.  Whas really important tho is that werk loved it, n ahm pretty sure most of thar praise was genuine.  Check it:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/breads1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/breads1.jpg?w=300\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Tha best thang howevah is that ahm startin ta gain a lil confidence in tha kitchen on my own.  Even tho ahve cooked fer myself pretty much tha whole time ah lived w. tha rents, n definitely before then, ah didn&#8217;t dae much branchin out (minus tha whole gaein-veg thang).  But knowin ahll be able ta continue some food traditions in tha family one way er anutha feels good.  Ah wouldn&#8217;t say that cookin necessarily runs in tha family, but ah dae feel ahve inherited some good instincts from my rents &#8211; instincts that&#8217;ll make some lucky lady very happy one day should ah evah become a stay-at-home-husband!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At my job, Thursday is Snax day. Every week, a different employee prepares\/buys a snack of some sort and those who are interested snack and chat together for a half hour or so. This week was my week (Actually, two &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2008\/08\/ah-bake\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80,127,186,338,459,663],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breads","category-cookin-food","category-fawk-tha-gendah-roles","category-mad-food-skills-yo","category-pumpkin","category-zucchini"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}