{"id":130,"date":"2008-07-11T06:31:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-11T06:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/severebassarchive.wordpress.com\/2008\/07\/11\/ahm-soooo-old"},"modified":"2008-07-11T06:31:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-11T06:31:00","slug":"ahm-soooo-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2008\/07\/ahm-soooo-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Ahm SOOOO Old&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah just turned down a booty call.  Cuz ah just gawt home, haven&#8217;t showered, n want ta have all my energy togetha fer tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>On tha otha hand, ah started my new work trade at my bikram studio n that is supah sweet.<\/p>\n<p>Sleepin alone,<br \/>Mr. Humble Observer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah just turned down a booty call. Cuz ah just gawt home, haven&#8217;t showered, n want ta have all my energy togetha fer tomorrow. On tha otha hand, ah started my new work trade at my bikram studio n that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/2008\/07\/ahm-soooo-old\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[64,76,643],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bikram-yoga","category-booty-calls","category-work-exchange"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/severebass.com\/archive\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}