Sweet – Nick Cave tonight!

Somehow ah missed that my buddy from Berklee (tha The Mysterous Odors’ former guitarist) is in SF b/c tha band he is daein sound fer is openin fer NICK CAVE AND THA BAD SEEDS! Ah had nae idea – thought it was gawna be anutha low-key affair w. some instrumental rawk. Altho that does explain why thars two nites at tha Warfield….

Ahm nawt tha biggest Nick Cave fan you’ve evah met, but he does some very cool stuff n ahm excited ta git ta unexpectedly see a big, professional act w. a fellow musick geek.

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Wow – THIS IS SAN FRANCISCO!

So thars this massive fortress of a structure rite on Mission St. between 15th n 14th (near tha highway). It is HUGE and sturdy – looks like a prison. Or a self-contained monastery. Ahve biked past it many times n only realized when ah was almost past how big n scary n mysterious it is. Heres a pic from tha bus:

Anyway, ah just found out that this is tha SF Armory, a building dedicated to filming porn as well as havin parties ta promote porn company Kink.com n its many affiliates (includin “Men In Pain” and “Whipped Ass”). Apparently tha buildin used ta be a church n was sold way discreetly.

Tha ownahs claim ta want ta plant trees around tha perimeter. Ahll let ya know.

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Okay, shut up already.

Ah live above a church – a loud church. Some days its just a keyboard (those ken be pretty bad as tha woman singah is off-key and tempo 60% of tha time), but often thars also drums n bass. It’s definitely audible, but usually has faded away by 9:30 pm. Some nights thars rehearsal a lil latah, but 10 is generally as late as ahll hear it.

It’s 11:05 n thars nawt just practice, but continued full-on church downstairs. Ah ken hear tha muffled commandin voice of tha pastor, distorted and compressed by a pretty big PA system, speaking spanish ah prolly couldn’t unnerstand without considerable practice, n ah wondah what tha fawk he’s sayin.

But really, ah want it ta be ovah. It’s late n ah hafta be at tha yoga studio at 8:30 to start tha laundry n then kick my ass w. a 9 am class (labor day schedule is CRAP).

no mas amigos, POR FAVOR! yo necessito dormir puntas!

Altho, if they did shut up ahd still have tha bar across tha street, tha busses, tha motorcycles, tha drunks, tha car alarms……but at least they wouldn’t be downstairs!

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FINALLY!

jammed w. some people from craigslist who didn’t suck n who have thar shite togetha (ah hope ahm nawt speakin too soon). These folks play some sorta poppy, catchy, vocally driven, mostly acoustic stuff, n they think ahm tha bees knees (nawt tha actual term used), prolly cuz ah could play 3 bars of 5/4 and then one of 4/4 w.o hesitatin. Hopefully this’ll turn intae some regular gigg-age fer me – think good thoughts, ah need a stage (er 6…)!

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hahahah

perhaps, its nawt tha most productive way ta spend my time, but here is a summarization of what happened w. those guys ah nevah jammed with (thanks gmail!).

augsut 1st – forwarded myself this posting:
Rock / Metal Guitarist and Drummer Seek Bass Player …

Experienced rock guitarist and drummer seek a bass guitar player with some chops.

Originals with a few covers and also looking to write new material.

Sound is very crunchy, melodic, hard, and dynamic.

Reply for more information …

8/3 – email to poster:
car-less, in mission, looking to be busier

8/3 – email from poster:
looking for bassist, practice all the time, will call me.

8/6 – email to guitarist:
down with meeting, have a gig that evening. Had seen a
repost so I’d emailed again b/c he did not call

8/6 – email from guitarist:
rehearsals wed n sat @ 6:30. they are flexible

8/7 – email to guitarist:
lets jam on Saturday (2/9), what should we play, amp situation

8/9 – phone call from guitarist:
can i jam today still, i can’t, he will send me some songs
for me to listen to

8/11 – email to guitarist:
never gawt an email, can jam on tues

8/11 – email from guitarist:
mp3s

8/12 – email to guitarist:
acknowlegement, have drummer call me tomorrow

8/13 – email from guitarist:
drummer can’t make it, saturday at 6:30?

8/13 – email to guitarist:
Can probably do that, referenced my other band.

8/16 – home by 6, emailed.

10:15 pm – email from guitarist:
got stuck at work, shooting for Monday or Wednesday.

8/19 – email from guitarist:
will let me know on wed if it will work

email to guitarist:
wednesdya wont work. Sat is a gig. Can do monday.

8/21 – call from drummer
monday lets do it. I will call him.

8/25 – voicmail for drummer at 5:30.

7:30 pm – voicemail from drummer:
forgot to call, maybe tomorrow

7:40 pm – voicemail to drummer:
tuesday is no good, busy this week, will give next week a
try if they still want to.

8:15 pm – convo w. guitarist
they’re moving on b/c im too busy.

okay, next please?

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Gripes by Humble Observer

* pickin up whar a previous post left off, think13 needs a new guitar player. Ahm saddened that Christoph has left, but tha way he did it n his motivation have left me significantly more pissed off then sad. He was literally going to play a show w. us on Saturday night, quit the band, and then drive to Burning Man overnite. Luckily, fate wasn’t going to let the coward have his “graceful exit” as ah think he saw it, n we found out two hours before tha show at tha practice space. So we at least gawt ta show him how lame he is. Ahve nevah shared a stage w. someone ah didn’t even want to talk to before – good thang he wasn’t on my side. Then ah gawt drunk.

* Tha guys ah bitched about a week ago flaked on me again – will ah nevah learn?? Tha drummah called to apologize n we set up a time today ta git together. Ah left werk n gave him a call, as was tha plan. He left a voicemail w. me minutes ago (at least 45 minutes AFTAH we were supposed to START jammin) sayin he was sorry but maybe tomorrow. Ah responded by leavin a message lettin them know ah MITE be willin ta try it again, but phrased it in a way that ah doubt they will call.

* Ah haven’t seen any mosquitos, but ah have gawten 4 bug bites this weekend. Fricken annoyin.

* Apparently Warren Teagarden would rather play without me then have a bass player, at least thas what his Thursday guitar-n-drums show seems to indicate.

Okay, ah think ahm outta thangs ta bitch about (otha then my finances, which could be in slightly bettah shape). Thanks fer lettin me git off my chest (whoevah you are, if you are indeed out thar, faithful readers).

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drinkin

evah notice how some hangovahs manifest themself gradually ovah tha first hour er so ya wake up?

Ahm blamin tha cheap tequila shot.

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BAND DRAMA!

Tha best kind of drama, rite?

So ahll gae intae details(ish) (maybe) when its nawt 3 am, but today we dealt w. a pretty a somewhat-expected surprise.

A long, weird day, consisting of more drinks then usual, n said drinks hittin my blood stream earlier then is tha norm. Fer some reason, karma wanted me ta walk tha 3+ miles home (which took way longah then ah thought it would – almost an hour! must’ve been one of those contemplative walks….)

anyway it was frustrating. ahll sweat it out in bikram tomorrow at noon.

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Ah BAKE!

At my job, Thursday is Snax day. Every week, a different employee prepares/buys a snack of some sort and those who are interested snack and chat together for a half hour or so. This week was my week (Actually, two weeks ago it was my week b/c ah double-booked myself, but that week was slammin w. gigs n crap so ah just bought some day old cookies from a local bakery).

Ah was determined ta actually make somethang, n wanted ta make somethang savory as opposed to sweet – nawt that ah succeeded. Ah ended up gaein w. pumpkin bread and zucchini bread b/c my moms pumpkin bread is one of my favorite thangs in tha world, n ah wanted ta give some selection as well (in case people didn’t like pumpkin bread). So, ah bought a ton of ingredients n went ta werk (these days, whenevah ah use a new recipe it requires a lawt of purchasin b/c ah dont have many ingredients in my house. Also, anytime ah have a new spice ta play with ah insist on buyin it in bulk at Rainbow Grocery, which while pretty cheap fer organic spices ends up bein a bit more expensive b/c ah also buy a shaker fer every spice. But thas my problem.)

Anyway, this is one of my first solo bakin experiments so ah hoped it would come out good – even tho ah couldn’t find a teaspoon ta measure (seriously, ah couldn’t find a teaspoon in my house. Mixer yes, but teaspoon, nope. We have a spoon problem ovah here). Ah really enjoyed it actually (except fer gratin tha zucchini) – somethang very cool about werkin fer a solid half hour er so, n then throwin it in tha oven ta dae its thang – thinkin “well, my werk is done, we’ll see how it comes out.”

Ah think it came out pretty damn good actually. Sure, both breads were a bit sweeter then ah wanted, n ah couldve given tha zucchini bread anutha 10 minutes in tha oven, but ah enjoyed them, n they tasted similar ta my moms food. Whas really important tho is that werk loved it, n ahm pretty sure most of thar praise was genuine. Check it:

Tha best thang howevah is that ahm startin ta gain a lil confidence in tha kitchen on my own. Even tho ahve cooked fer myself pretty much tha whole time ah lived w. tha rents, n definitely before then, ah didn’t dae much branchin out (minus tha whole gaein-veg thang). But knowin ahll be able ta continue some food traditions in tha family one way er anutha feels good. Ah wouldn’t say that cookin necessarily runs in tha family, but ah dae feel ahve inherited some good instincts from my rents – instincts that’ll make some lucky lady very happy one day should ah evah become a stay-at-home-husband!

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Tha Universe

also sent me an email today about grad-skool-fairs specifically fer non-profit-orientated-majors. Of kerse, one of em was takin place in SF in tha end of Septembah when ahll be in tha city, so ah guess ahm gaein. 1st real step towards gaein back ta skool – excitin but scary.

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