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Big surprise to all involved, ahm sure. My flights were fine, despite me nawt readin tha BART guide kerrectly. Most of Saturday was spent in hangover-battle-mode, aftah a most rawkin Solstice Eve w. tha members of think13 n all of … Continue reading →

Ahm leavin fer New York at 9:15 pm tonite (if tha gods so decree it at least). Everytime ah tell someone that they exclaim “That’s COLD!” Yes, Buffalo is definitely cold, but tha houses are warm n tha people are … Continue reading →

in case you don’t read Breakdancing Godzilla er check yer myspace, regularly: Ah have a new cover song, recorded in tha basement of tha house ah live on. It’s tha first chance ahve had ta arrange something since ahve been … Continue reading →

1 – today at werk ah finished tha first of two stacks. altho ah dont think ahll be held accountable fer finishin tha second one, so ahve decided ta nawt werk TOO hard while ahm thar. 2 – fer tha … Continue reading →

Ah think ahm gittin sick! So ah went to yoga ta try n sweat tha toxins out…n still feel pretty shitty. And my back is fawkin KILLIN me from tryin ta kerrect my shitty comptha posture all day at werk … Continue reading →

1)Applying for a job that you are definitely qualified fer (hello, werkin fer a musickal institution as an Admin Asst. in their Marketing Department – ahma musician, ahma admin asst., ahve werkin in an advertising division – n a really … Continue reading →

So, the job hunt is, how should ah put it, gaein very shitty. Ah’ve had interviews at 7 places, n am just waitin ta hear back from tha last one (which ahm guessin, will be a “no”.). Some of them … Continue reading →

Let this humble observers dedication to his temporary work assignments never be questioned again please! Woe is our faithful narrator and the horrible luck that continues to plague his quest for gainful employment in important situations. Yesterday this plucky young … Continue reading →

When we left our faithful narrator, he had connivingly secured employment via his staffing agency, despite the large levels of incompetence and neglect that were standard trademarks in his non-profit adventure. After a weekend of strict office-related discipline, we find … Continue reading →

This morning our faithfull narrator recieved a memo addressed to a ____ and Diane ____. He was told by Big Momma that said memo was to be re-sent to Diane, and that when it was first sent it was never … Continue reading →