Author Archives: Severe

Yoga OverDose

Posted on 13/02/2009 by Severe

Think ah mentioned this a few posts back, but ahve decided ta see what gaein ta yoga EVERY DAY fer 4 weeks feels like. My studio is daein a 30 day challenge startin tha 15th but ahve started early as … Continue reading →

Posted in bikram yoga, challengin myself, gittin healthy, hawt n sweaty, lawtsa yoga, nae mid-week boozin | 1 Comment

Flakes from CL nevah cease

Posted on 11/02/2009 by Severe

So perhaps you remembah These Guys from back in August. If you are lazy n don’t feel like clicking, in this blog ah chronicled a very long (as in 3 and a half weeks) correspondence whar some dude from craigslist … Continue reading →

Posted in are you kiddin me?, bad musick, craigslist didn't pan out, flakes | Leave a comment

A weekend at tha Recordin Studio….

Posted on 10/02/2009 by Severe

Considering tha last recordin session that ah took part in (otha then some solo stuffs in my bedroom) was tha Mysterious Odors – Dead Homies Don’t Drink Sparks session in April of 2005, I can safely say that it has … Continue reading →

Posted in cd on tha way, full weekend, makin musick is awesome, recordin sux, scary yoga teacher, weetheband | Leave a comment

Ah biked to tha ocean

Posted on 20/01/2009 by Severe

Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day everyone! Also, tha last day of President whas-his-face in office. Tomorrow everythang changes – fer a hawt minute at least. Anyway, ah was fortunate enuff ta have a paid holiday today, which werked out … Continue reading →

Posted in beards, biking, bison, day off werk, golden gate park, hippies, kickass monday, ocean, tofu | Leave a comment

Weird electrical stuff at mi casa….

Posted on 07/01/2009 by Severe

I’m in tha kitchen, makin a breakfast-y burrito (at 8 pm, yes, it was also a leftover-y burrito) n my roommate comes to ask if ah turned off my lights. Ah told him no, n then saw that tha whole … Continue reading →

Posted in electricity, sketch livin, wtf | Leave a comment

Why You Should Nevah Give Yer Numbah Ta Someone At a Yoga Studio

Posted on 23/12/2008 by Severe

(Even if you both werk-trade thar). Ah was awkwardly “picked up” yestahday mornin (it’s in quotes b/c her actual intentions ahve yet ta decipher) by a fellow werk-trader. We exchanged awkward pleasantries in tha mornin, she laughed at my jokes, … Continue reading →

Posted in crazy girls, slang, textin, wtf, yoga studio | 5 Comments

Da Bitches be KERAZZY this weekend

Posted on 22/12/2008 by Severe

somethang about tha end of tha year maybe? Ah dinnae. But somethangs gawt intae tha women of SF this weekend. Ah’ve been: -affectionately verbally assaulted on tha web by someone ah hadn’t met-written by thrice my usual amount of females … Continue reading →

Posted in cancelin is lame, crazy girls, datin, internet meeting, yoga studio | Leave a comment

All ah really want fer xmass…

Posted on 22/12/2008 by Severe

– Bike modifications (specifically, fenders and a carrying case that won’t interfere w. how ah lock it up. Ah rode my bike in tha pourin rain today (how pourin? Ah was tha only cyclist on valencia street. Apparently ahm more … Continue reading →

Posted in bass amp, bike mods baby, cold rain, shitty rockit room, solstice, xmass, yule | Leave a comment

Rate my quiz high! Hate tha otha one!

Posted on 14/12/2008 by Severe

I wrote a quiz on Hello Quizzy and entered in their “The 80s” contest. Not only was writing the test a lot of fun, but I’m actually in 2nd place in both categories (quality and amount of test takers). Usually … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Fawkin Prop 8

Posted on 14/12/2008 by Severe

Prop 8 forced the state of California to only legalize marriages between a male and female (I wonder what CA’s official status on a heterosexual marriage between two transgendered (or just one) people would be. My guess is it might … Continue reading →

Posted in dealbreakers, disagreements, fuck idiots, prop 8 sux, rights not rules, totally nawt queer sorry | 1 Comment