Author Archives: Severe

Let this humble observers dedication to his temporary work assignments never be questioned again please! Woe is our faithful narrator and the horrible luck that continues to plague his quest for gainful employment in important situations. Yesterday this plucky young … Continue reading →

When we left our faithful narrator, he had connivingly secured employment via his staffing agency, despite the large levels of incompetence and neglect that were standard trademarks in his non-profit adventure. After a weekend of strict office-related discipline, we find … Continue reading →

This morning our faithfull narrator recieved a memo addressed to a ____ and Diane ____. He was told by Big Momma that said memo was to be re-sent to Diane, and that when it was first sent it was never … Continue reading →

Dear friends, readers, and sympathizers, things are drastically getting worse at everyones favorite non-profit. Our humble observers careful attention to detail have resulted in his “promotion”. No longer is he in charge of inter-office memos regarding meetings and letters of … Continue reading →

This Plucky Young Lad could not be contained by the confines and comforts of his mattress this morning, such was the desire to quickly relocate to his comfortable office setting for another work day of exciting and important procrastination. Today … Continue reading →

Dear readers, your faithful narrator realizes that his next post is highly anticipated and awaited. The trials and tribulations of this humble observer are, of course, nothing less then thrilling edge-of-your-seat adventures, and he takes this chance to apologize for … Continue reading →

This Monday afternoon finds our very own Plucky Young Lad confused and suprised, as the previous 4 hours have actually been spent doing that which is easily considered “work.” The giant, despite his inability to falter when it comes to … Continue reading →

Our narrator had engagements this weekend which brought him south of his residence and potential earth-shaking job offer, and thusly his mobile phone remained largely ignored (especially to those from a staffing agency that will remain nameless). This humble observer … Continue reading →

When our narrator left yesterday, he had recieved a microfiche containing several important documents of correspondence. The sheer annoyance of such a trifling concern led him close to the brink of madness, so he quickly responded by delegating the authority … Continue reading →