Author Archives: Severe

On tha rebound (health-wise)

Posted on 16/12/2007 by Severe

Ah think last nites yoga really helped, as well as consumin massive amounts of vitamins n otha immune-system boosters. One of these was Alka Seltzer Plus Immunity Complex, available in orange zest flavor. Something about tha specific chemicals in this … Continue reading →

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Know What's AWESOME*?

Posted on 15/12/2007 by Severe

Ah think ahm gittin sick! So ah went to yoga ta try n sweat tha toxins out…n still feel pretty shitty. And my back is fawkin KILLIN me from tryin ta kerrect my shitty comptha posture all day at werk … Continue reading →

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What ah did fer 7.5 hours today (n will dae tha day aftah, n tha day aftah…)

Posted on 14/12/2007 by Severe

Ah have a temp assignment! Finally! It’s w. a non-profit (n one you’ve prolly heard of, they dae good stuff) just ovah tha bridge daein data entry. Tha pay is…bettah then my bare minimum, n it doesn’t start at 8 … Continue reading →

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Yoga and Acupuncture are a delicate mix…

Posted on 12/12/2007 by Severe

So fer tha past 6 weeks, ahve been daein Bikram Yoga which is hard as hell. Ta continue along on tha hellish metaphor, its also done in heat…100 – 110 degrees farenheit ta be a lil more specific. Tha instructors … Continue reading →

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Frustrating Things (in ordah):

Posted on 12/12/2007 by Severe

1)Applying for a job that you are definitely qualified fer (hello, werkin fer a musickal institution as an Admin Asst. in their Marketing Department – ahma musician, ahma admin asst., ahve werkin in an advertising division – n a really … Continue reading →

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Ridiculous Catering Story #1

Posted on 10/12/2007 by Severe

With so much buildup, ahm sure everyone needs an update on that mega-corpo-party ah werked at (n technically will be gittin paid fer). This is tha playing field of AT&T park (apparently tha SF baseball team is tha Giants, which … Continue reading →

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Just cuz everyone cares….

Posted on 09/12/2007 by Severe

Ah finally gawt around ta readin tha latest Harry Potter book. And thar was STILL nae mention of fun, kinky wizard sex. Just in case anyone was wondering. Which is totally a dissapointment, as tha possibilities were friggin ENDLESS! More … Continue reading →

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Spendin $$ to break even

Posted on 08/12/2007 by Severe

Ahve taken one step closer to tha corporate restaurant world today….made me a lil weak in tha knees ta tell ya tha truth. Yesterday ah attended an “Open Call” fer a very large corporation that does event staffing, etc. It … Continue reading →

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Crazy Blind!

Posted on 05/12/2007 by Severe

If you live in Austin, TX, Boston, MA, NYC, er tha SF Bay area, thars a new internet meeting site that cuts through all tha bullshit n puts you in a face-off w. someone of a desirable sex IN REAL … Continue reading →

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Current Musickal Endeavors

Posted on 05/12/2007 by Severe

So, the job hunt is, how should ah put it, gaein very shitty. Ah’ve had interviews at 7 places, n am just waitin ta hear back from tha last one (which ahm guessin, will be a “no”.). Some of them … Continue reading →

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