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ah skipped yoga today

ah know, ahma horrible person, n ah beg fer yer forgiveness. But ahm damn tired n thars a Warren Teagarden gig on Wed. n ah just didn’t feel like 1)daein yoga, n a really didn’t feel like 2)gittin home at … Continue reading

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It really is tha little thangs….

Ahd like ta speak briefly about three relatively little thangs that have GREATLY increased my quality of life in tha recent future. 1)The Vornado Digital Vortext Heater that ah bought recently to combat rising heating prices in my home. While … Continue reading

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Corporate Conservative Casual

Does this sound 1984-ish to you? Er at tha very least, like a made-up oxymoron? So ah werk in a posh office at tha moment, fer a well-known institution, in thar West Coast Development office (any more info then that … Continue reading

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Ah Write Metal Reviews these days….

cross-posted from tha BG Just barely, n ah don’t git paid fer it, but ah dae! Currently I have two reviews posted on the Metal-Realm.net Reviews page, for the most recent Overkill and Nightwish Albums. While I did these some … Continue reading

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how ah will know science is finally werkin FER ME

Someone will make a strain of weed that fights nasal congestion. Ah figure once that happens, they’ll HAFTA make it legal fer EVERYONE!

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WORST VALENTINE'S DAY EVAH!

No really. Ah hadn’t been to yoga since Saturday. Tha Bikram folx recommend 3x a week, or more, n ah really try ta keep ta that. Howevah this Monday, ah just needed a day off, n then was busy w. … Continue reading

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Best weekend yet!

First off, on Saturday it was 65 degrees in El Cerrito. On my mornin bike ride to n from yoga ah prolly exclaimed “It’s fawkin beautiful,” at least three times. Ah also had a surprisingly good morning session, which is … Continue reading

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Sometimes, ya gawta be an asshole….

Good thang ahma natural at it! A few days ago apparently our ISP had a power outage, er somethang. My computah has been finally kickin tha bucket fer tha last week (Er more specifically, my hard drive has) so ahve … Continue reading

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Voting

Ah voted in my first primary today….n tha first CA Primary that actually counted. N ah fawkin EARNED it. Ahd google-mapped tha distance between me n my polling place…a lil ovah a mile, gaein tha most direct way, which didn’t … Continue reading

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Mild Bummers

1) My job as it stands is most definitely NAWT temp-ta-perm. Ah was told candidly today (first day) that to buy out a temp will cost 20% tha offah. Which is ridiculous, especially b/c THIS staffing agency has a reputation … Continue reading

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